Hello Blog viewers,
Here is my new blog with some thing
again about a burning topic i.e., FACEBOOK Invitations and which types of
peoples should be avoided on Facebook.
Read it slow ( lol :P )
So without wasting any
more precious time of yours, as you might loose you favorite TV
series episode or whatever...... here we go !
The
Let-Me-Tell-You-Every-Detail-of-My-Day. “I’m waking up.” “I had Wheaties for breakfast.” “I’m bored at work.”
“I’m stuck in traffic.” "You’re kidding! How fascinating!", "I
am sick again.. ..:( ", " Life sucks :P " No moment is too
mundane for some people to broadcast unsolicited to the world. Just because you
have 500+ Facebook friends doesn't mean we all want to know when
you’re waiting for the bus, have you had your Breakfast, you had a good day or
not, weather your new colleague is HOT or not, or else you lost your
mobile....blah blah blah..
The
Self-Promoter. OK, so we’ve probably all posted at
least once about some achievement. And sure, maybe your friends really do want
to read the fascinating article you wrote about thoughts on some topics that is
not so fascinating. But when almost EVERY update is a link to your blog,
your poetry reading, your YouTube favorite video or your art show,
you sound like a self-centered careerist.
Cheeppooo : The Friend-Padder. The average Facebook user has 120 friends on the site. Schmoozers and
social butterflies — you know, the ones who make lifelong pals on the subway —
might reasonably have 300 or 400. But 1,000 “friends?” Unless you’re George
Clooney, Matt Damon, Dwayne Johnson or just won the lottery or Sa Re
Ga Ma Pa, no one has that many. That’s just showing off.
Ronthdooo : The Town Crier. “Michael Jackson is dead!!!” You heard it from me first! Me, and the
213,000 other people who all saw it on BBC. "Another Earthquake ripples me
off !!!" As if they are the one who's the town savior. If he/she didn't
posted that we might have never got that news.. GO TO HELL !!! :P These
fame shame wannabes are the reason many of us learn of breaking news not from
TV or news sites but from online social networks. In their rush to trumpet the
news, these people also spread rumors, half-truths and innuendo.
Jhoothaaaa : The Spammer. These people who just flaunt out with some status that .. "Happy
Blah blah DOG day, Please re post this if you have a cute Dog.." shut the
f**k up. I bet in your short FB career you might have at-least once
encountered this kind of friends who post always something like even if
they don't know what is it all about and the it becomes gross when
some other friends re post that shit and come up in your wall for all day
long..
Hingrezzzz
: The Bad
Grammarian. “sO sAd AbOuT rIsHaB nOt aBlE tO mAkE
iT fOr ThE PaRtY.." "shocked about Sohail but Im so gladd its fridayy
yippe”. Yes, I know the punctuation rules are different in the digital world.
And, no, no one likes a spelling the whole now a days.But you sound like a
moron. better you keep practicing your skills or just put that CAPS Key off
your keyboard.....XD
The
Sympathy-Baiter. “Rohan is feeling sad today.” "
I don't thing this relationship would last anymore", “Man, am I glad
that’s over.” “Disha could really use some good news about now.” Like anglers
hunting for fish, these sad sacks cast out their hooks — baited with vague
tales of woe — in the hopes of landing concerned responses. Genuine bad news is
one thing, but these manipulative posts are just pleas for attention. They are
here to spread just negative vibesssss.. Mind you ..!!
Ghuspaithiey
: The
Lurker. The Peeping Toms of Facebook, these
voyeurs are too cautious, or maybe too lazy, to update their status or write on
your wall. But once in a while, you’ll be talking to them and they’ll mention
something you posted, so you know they’re on your page, hiding in the shadows.
It’s just a little creepy.
Ghanchakkar
: The Crank. These curmudgeons, like the trolls who spew hate in blog comments, never
met something they couldn’t complain about. “Catherine isn’t really that
impressed with idiots who don’t realize how idiotic they are.” Keep
spreading the love. For God Sake don't become Swami Ramdev on Facebook.
The
Paparazzo. Ever visit your Facebook page and
discover that someone’s posted a photo of you from last weekend’s party — a
photo you didn’t authorize and haven’t even seen? You’d really rather not have
to explain to your Girlfriend about what happened actually there and
what the pic shows about...
The
Obscurist. "what
next...??, keep guessing" “If
not now then when?” “You’ll see…” “Grist for the mill.” “John is, small world.”
“Dave thought he was immune, but no. No, he is not.” [Actual status updates,
all.] Sorry, but you’re not being mysterious — just nonsensical.
The Illusionist: Stay vigilant because just because of these morons in the fb some active
sites have been created which are dedicated for making Status for you . ohhh
Come On Fb says "whats on your mind?" and not others....... so people
who just make other people statuses as theirs using some unknown websites like
Status Shuffle, Statusbook, facebookstatus123.com etc etc ( just google
Facebook status and you would see these sites showing up.. ) lol I cant imagine
these people needs sites like these to manage their Facebook account and
Statuses ... :D :D :D
The
Chronic Inviter. “Support my cause. Sign my petition.
Play Mafia Wars with me. Which ‘Star Trek’ character are you? Here are the ‘Top
5 cars I have personally owned.’ Here are ’25 Things About Me.’ Here’s a drink.
What drink are you? We’re related! I took the ‘What President Are You?’ quiz
and found out I’m Millard Fillmore! What president are you?” Bull shit..
Okies.. i know I am no Ideal here..
but its just a thought been expressed .. Enjoy facebook-ing folks.... Thats
what this man ( M. Zuckerberg ) wants you to do at Facebook.
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Prady
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